it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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