i would punch a child for taco bell
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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