cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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