were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm bleeding and have questions
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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