so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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