i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Randomize
