how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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