i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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