Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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