And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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