The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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