dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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