What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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