i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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