okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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