When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
NoShamevember. You game?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
