11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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