IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
