I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
do nipples grow back?
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