I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
