love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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