How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
