you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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