another moral hangover. fuck.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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