Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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