oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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