I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need to wash the frat house off of me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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