can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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