I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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