once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have tasted many bathrooms
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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