She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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