it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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