But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
