you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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