I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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