google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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