we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It's just like the Real World with babies
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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