All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
