I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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