i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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