problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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