I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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