i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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