so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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