So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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