She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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