I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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