When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
