You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm too high and old for this...
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