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Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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